Because they only get sick from eating sawdust.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Shut it or I'll pump you full of apple pie.
Why not peach cobbler?
cuz its 2 good to waste
harrison ford or ford theater
omygod
can you handle the truth?
chuck norris can't.
when where was the walrus on wednesday when they does what they dippity do?
I AM THE WALRUS
Sono stuffo di studiare?
oy.
what is the square root of pie?
jesus's arm hair
pass the salt?
No chance. Just get in line like everyone else.
What's the lowdown on going down?