Revive: The Ifca Soda Machine
Who remembers this oldie from V3? Well, not too old, but you know what I mean. Probably not very many since it got locked quickly because SOMEBODY blew the soder machine up. Well, let's try this again. What you do is put a quarter in, then the next poster says what you get out of it. It doesn't have to be a soder, that's the weird thing :phear: *puts quarter in*

*gigantic sparkling purple +5 Buttplug of endurance pops out* Hmm. In you go, quarter! *cachink!*

*Gollum pops out and begins ravaging your leg* Ooh, I hope I get Mountain Dew! *puts a pocketful of loose change in*

*A mudkips doll comes out, which someone dress like Ash comes along and tries to snatch, but fails.* I'll put in a cowpie.

*A herd of bulls stampede out of the drink slot* I don't have any loose change... *Puts in a fingernail*

*Sadako comes out of the machine* OH COOL I WANT ONE TOO *takes out defective eye and puts it in the slot*

*ears pop out of machine* erm ok. *puts ears back in machine*

*blindmute loli pops out* OH DAMNIT YOU GOT WHAT I WANTED. WHY I OUGHTA FLING SHIT AT YOU Wait a minnit *Shits in slot*

YAY RVB THEMES FOR MY XBOX. *puts in hair clippings*

Haha, I remember this... lets see Sarah Connor pops out "What are you doing with mah hair?" *puts in an oversized calculator*

Mysteriously the machine clunks around and nothing comes out. Jacob dies. *puts in Jacob's loose limbs*

*gets Shinku* Hey, what the *slapped and lectured* WHAT THE HELL? I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN SLAVE I HAVEN'T KISSED THAT RING OR ANYTHING *shoves Shinku into the machine with such force that pieces of her are sent across the room.*

*Michael Jackson pops out* ...no. *crams Michael Jackson back in*

*The King pops out* *sticks a burger into the machine*

A blueberry muffin with crumblies of deliciousness flies out, hitting Jelly in the face. >< Jelly shoves her AP Bio book into the machine.