*Lightning Sword +5 comes out* Uhh.. *sticks in a beef heart*

*Cow on a spit roast rolls out* Mmm... *Inserts a carpet salesman cum salsa dancer*

Adam Sessler comes out. *puts a muffin in*

*The raw ingredients to make said muffin come out* ... *flings a DS in.*

An atom bomb comes out. *Sticks Chuck Norris in*

all the samurai randomly combust. *puts a bloody axe in*

Jio Freed pops out *befriends Jio* *puts Ball in*

a golden bear suit comes out. *puts a pudding cup in.*

A giraffe in rage manages to come out of the slot. *runs in epic fear*

*puts on the golden bear suit* *Puts Mario's moustache in*

two bears run out, go into the water, and 46 turtles come out of the water. *puts a glockenspiel in*

A man comes out asking what the hell that is. *sticks in a nickel tied to a string waits for the machine to respond and pulls out the nickel*

A note pops out. "I TASTE YOUR STRING" A green and furry hand grabs you by the throat and yanks you into the machine. *puts in someone's femur*

a zombie squid comes out *puts the corpse of the 11th ape in*

*bump* it's too good to die so soon.