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lumpy- 01-27-2008

sic rabid goats on you. Oh my gosh Rabid goats, now I've heard it all lol @Vony I'd pluck every hair off your body with some tweezers then gorge your eyes out with them while I stomp your toes to a bloody mess, and after I do that I will carve someone elses name in your chest really slow.

KT- 01-27-2008

let'see, how should this death be... Well, I could always tranq you, wait til you're conscious again, then cut your head straight off with an old knife.

Cyberote- 01-28-2008

Push the soda machine on you

vony- 01-28-2008

sic rabid goats on you. Oh my gosh Rabid goats, now I've heard it all lol @Vony I'd pluck every hair off your body with some tweezers then gorge your eyes out with them while I stomp your toes to a bloody mess, and after I do that I will carve someone elses name in your chest really slow. Please carve "I LOVE PHOENIX WRIGHT" into my chest.

Sir DarkMagic- 01-29-2008

sic rabid goats on you. Oh my gosh Rabid goats, now I've heard it all lol @Vony I'd pluck every hair off your body with some tweezers then gorge your eyes out with them while I stomp your toes to a bloody mess, and after I do that I will carve someone elses name in your chest really slow. Please carve "I LOVE PHOENIX WRIGHT" into my chest. Carves "I Love Phoenix Wright" onto his Chest. :worship:

KT- 01-29-2008

Ooh, this is fun. I'll pin you to the ground and dance on your head. Normally, the full weight of one person can make it pop like a pimple.

Cyberote- 01-29-2008

Why do I always have to kill YOU!? I'd put a poisoned rat in your food

Sir DarkMagic- 01-30-2008

I Sat on you. Weight: Unknown?

KT- 01-30-2008

Why do I always have to kill YOU!? I'd put a poisoned rat in your foodBecause you always post after me. I'm not changing my way now.

Cyberote- 01-30-2008

Looks like I'll have to kill you again. Throw you in a pit of angry lesbians.

KT- 01-30-2008

Looks like I'll have to kill you again. Throw you in a pit of angry lesbians.Try failing a little less next time. If you don't want to kill me, don't post until someone else does, then kill them. So with that maneuver, I change my MoM to Prison lockup with some very... ahem, endowed men.

Cyberote- 01-31-2008

It's not that, I don't care who I kill, it's just that it's a strange coincidence that you're always the last poster here when I'm on, that's all. Dang, I used too many commas in that last sentence. Oh well. Get Eddie after you.

shadowgaara- 02-02-2008

jam an apple ipod classic up your ass then make you watch the golden girls while i slowly pluck every hair from you body then when your crying i will take down my punching bag and chain you up there instead. and while your hairless crying wih a mind full of thoughs about betty white and hanging by your wrists wich are wraped in your gamecube controller cords wich are slowly cuting into your wrists i will turn the ipod on and then practice my kicks on you from now until my hap ki do -*test*-('") wich is on the 7th by then my kicks would be good enough that i wouldnt have to worry at all bout the -*test*-('") i will then try out mynew throwing knives on you until you are dead from shame regret and blood loss i then give your bodey to vony to rape

the last dinosaur- 02-02-2008

wow...that's hard to top. so i won't. stab ya with a knife.

xero922- 02-03-2008

tie my guitar string round ur neck hang you from the ceiling and beat you with my fender.

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