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KupoKraver- 03-08-2008

as i am drowning i will command a whale to pwn yur boat. then i will laugh as the sand from the ocean floor engulfs you and lifts me. What if I was in a HELICOPTER? :lol: BTW, I would also, if drowning failed, summon an army of 100 TRILLION moogles ( :worship: :worship: )!!! Then I would order my enormous moogle army to gnaw at your face!!! BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!! :wave: :wave: Bye Bye :grin:

vony- 03-09-2008

How I would kill you, KK? Well, let's see here... I would take out the most destructive thing I have. I would pull it out, make you look at it for a few seconds, and finally, I would throw it at you. You would scream in terror, for you would not want to get hit by it. You'd start crying. You would have tears fall down your face, eventually causing the ruin of my weapon. I start crying, too. The world is eventually flooded with salty tears. The world is going to be wet. Everyone will hate us, KK. They hate us. They hated us. You will are have going to stayed away from me.

Sir DarkMagic- 03-09-2008

I Can't kill you... :innocent: so I'll hire Gavin to do the job for me. :evil:

shadowgaara- 03-13-2008

bomb vonys house.

the last dinosaur- 03-15-2008

fling you into a bunch of tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce. you will eat until you explode.

hero_of_time- 03-30-2008

i'll call in my ROFLcopter and its gonna be like soi soi soi and and drop WTFbombs on you and shoot OMGmissle at your remains!

F.E. Raven- 03-30-2008

I would... simply assassinate you while you are sleeping... Maybe not... But then again...

hero_of_time- 03-30-2008

i'd use the most powerful thing in the world... FALCON PuNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtich would look a little like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

F.E. Raven- 03-30-2008

Hmm... looks pretty weak to me. I would... hmm... summon a clan of rabid squirrel ninjas to... destroy you...?

the last dinosaur- 03-31-2008

i would summon forth some bitches from accounting (heard it on a show called squidbillies) you will be sexed to death.

F.E. Raven- 03-31-2008

i would summon forth some bitches from accounting (heard it on a show called squidbillies) you will be sexed to death.I don't its possible to die form such a thing... Anyways I would summon some meteors. Quite easy to kill a dinosaur, unless it has superpowers. Do you have superpowers?

hero_of_time- 03-31-2008

i will simply force martin summers to talk to you

the last dinosaur- 04-03-2008

IMA CHARGIN UP MAH LAZUH!!11!!1!!!!!1!!!! 'nuff said.

hero_of_time- 04-03-2008

dinosaurs ain't got no "LAZUHS" as for killing you...i think a simple barret M82A1 .50 woul do the job...

the last dinosaur- 04-03-2008

they do. just ask sawao yamanaka. :thumbsup:

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