Professor Layton and the Curious Village "Review"
I bought it! I love it! Here are my thoughts! I put them into this "review"! ... Ahhm... Yes... HERE IT IS, MY FRIENDS! PL is a god gme wit good grahics aND lolcaps) swet musicsx. .i liek sd the peol;e in the lvilsa cus they ar ewired and funm y/ Ahhem... Here is part 2! PL is actually pretty good, which is NOT what I expected beforehand. I thought it would just be an attempt at making a... whatever it is. I can't compare it to games like Phoenix Wright and Hotel Dusk since PL is a lot different. First of all, instead of finding contradictions or breaking into peoples hotel room, in PL you solve puzzles. Riddles. Stuff like that. The people that live in the cheesily named town (forget the name XP) are overly obsessed with puzzles. You talk to them, they'll get you to solve a puzzle weither you want to or not. Some of the puzzles are easy, but some are REALLY hard. And almost all of them are trick-questions. Anyways, I don't want to go into detail with much because I'm lazy, but I WILL tell you that with all the Women in the game, their either a real bitch or they have six chins and saggy the size of your head. And almost all of them are... not right in the head. In some way or another. It doesn't say that in the game, but one could clearly see that. The plots amazing near the end, though. I loved it. And the cut-scenes are nothing short of... great? Yes, they are quite good. Love the style. Same style as what's-his-faces movies... anyway, I have some descriptions of some of the mains for you! Professor Layton: His assistant is a ten year old boy (around that age)... they go everywhere together... My conclusion is that Layton is a class A pedo. He dresses nicely, though. Also very smart. Thinks he knows everything. Luke: Poor Luke. Must be hard being Laytons assistant (read above). His voice is, also, squeakier than your front door. I don't like it at all. But Layton has a sexy voice. :D Lady Dahlia: She gets Layton to find a treasure for her. When Layton get there, Dahlia makes Layton find her cat (who she considers a person :( ) which you have to run around town looking for. :( BITCH! CAN'T SHE DO SOMETHING ON HER OWN FOR ONCE? Honestly, worse than Phoenix Wright's Dahlia. Matt: His eyes are pointing opposite to each other. Not nice. Simon: My favorite character! And they kill him off at the VERY START OFF THE DAMNED GAME!!! Ronald, Roald, Raold...?: I forget his name, but with lips like that and the way he stands... GAI >:( And... that... IS WHAT I CALL A REVIEW! :party:
I bought it! I love it! Here are my thoughts! I put them into this "review"! ... Ahhm... Yes... HERE IT IS, MY FRIENDS! PL is a god gme wit good grahics aND lolcaps) swet musicsx. .i liek sd the peol;e in the lvilsa cus they ar ewired and funm y/ Ahhem... Here is part 2! PL is actually pretty good, which is NOT what I expected beforehand. I thought it would just be an attempt at making a... whatever it is. I can't compare it to games like Phoenix Wright and Hotel Dusk since PL is a lot different. First of all, instead of finding contradictions or breaking into peoples hotel room, in PL you solve puzzles. Riddles. Stuff like that. The people that live in the cheesily named town (forget the name XP) are overly obsessed with puzzles. You talk to them, they'll get you to solve a puzzle weither you want to or not. Some of the puzzles are easy, but some are REALLY hard. And almost all of them are trick-questions. Anyways, I don't want to go into detail with much because I'm lazy, but I WILL tell you that with all the Women in the game, their either a real bitch or they have six chins and saggy the size of your head. And almost all of them are... not right in the head. In some way or another. It doesn't say that in the game, but one could clearly see that. The plots amazing near the end, though. I loved it. And the cut-scenes are nothing short of... great? Yes, they are quite good. Love the style. Same style as what's-his-faces movies... anyway, I have some descriptions of some of the mains for you! Professor Layton: His assistant is a ten year old boy (around that age)... they go everywhere together... My conclusion is that Layton is a class A pedo. He dresses nicely, though. Also very smart. Thinks he knows everything. Luke: Poor Luke. Must be hard being Laytons assistant (read above). His voice is, also, squeakier than your front door. I don't like it at all. But Layton has a sexy voice. :D Lady Dahlia: She gets Layton to find a treasure for her. When Layton get there, Dahlia makes Layton find her cat (who she considers a person :( ) which you have to run around town looking for. :( BITCH! CAN'T SHE DO SOMETHING ON HER OWN FOR ONCE? Honestly, worse than Phoenix Wright's Dahlia. Matt: His eyes are pointing opposite to each other. Not nice. Simon: My favorite character! And they kill him off at the VERY START OFF THE DAMNED GAME!!! Ronald, Roald, Raold...?: I forget his name, but with lips like that and the way he stands... GAI >:( And... that... IS WHAT I CALL A REVIEW! :party: