im bringing back the you might be a mph addict jokes thread
Ok here is the list of all our you might be a mph addict if jokes u run around with a Pringles container on your hand pretending to shoot ppl when a bully come up to u your first thought is "quick I must jump off my legs" after that fails u hold really still and hope u turn invisible in time when u swat a fly u expect to see its spirit float away if u kill 5 flies you hear "hunter massacre" if you are chased by some 1 u don’t like u crawl in a circle around him taking off your shoes and expecting them to blow up If you are on the freeway, and your car sucks and you press your index finger up and down expecting a boost When ever u see a basketball...u curl up into a ball and run worms scare you You might be a mph addict if u curl up into a ball expecting someone to blow up When you roll up to a ball and fall off the cliff when you get denied by Samus When you put red chopsticks around your body and flash people with red lights When you go to the world cup and take a gun and shoot it at the soccer ball.... If u tape traffic cones to your body roll into a ball and try 2 clime walls If you are an addict, you throw flaming rocks from a can onto someone, expecting them to go up in flames while they search for...oh wait, they actually would catch on fire...sorry, guess this belongs in the "Magmaul Maniac" section of the forum. You’re a MPH addict if you have a sudden urge to kill Ridley Scott. Ya know you’re a decline of video gaming fan if when facing a spire user and he sets you on fire you reflexively say "omg im on fire" If u throw ice cubes at your friend expecting him to freeze If u flash a laser pointer at some1s head expecting them to die When you imitate Sniping Imperialist in slow motion to your friends... If u start losing at a board game you quickly run away If when you are pitching a baseball you hold it for as long as you can hoping it will be extra strong If when u have a cut you grab a tazer and continuously shock someone in hopes that you cut will heal If when u get into a fight you sit there waiting to see if more people will join lol, one time I got myself a Vader mask, got a food can, hid in in my long sleeve and hit in the shadows. I put water balloons in the can and start shooting ppl, man that was fun. You might be a mph addict if you curl into a ball to jump higher You might be a mph addict if you press the top corner of your glasses to change weapons You might be a mph addict if you are outnumbered by muggers on the street and immediately head for where the deathalt might be. You punch someone in the head and think you see the "Headshot!" text appear around them. You might be a mph addict if you shock someone wearing a diamond ring with a tazer hoping that they'll drop the diamond You might be a MPH addict if you throw a rock at someone and say "BURN!!!" When lightening scares the crap out of you and you run up a mountain to find out who got there first How bout dis u once got a concussion cuz you hit your head trying to "glitch" into a rock this happened to me out of nowhere u start hearing the song they play while you are looking for an opponent on wifi *really freaky*also the flashing green lights are haunting me You might be a mph addict when you bring a laser pointer to school, shine it in the teacher’s eye and yell "HEADSHOT! Your HEADSHOT killed the teacher!" If you refuse to log of aim until every one else is gone for fear of chump points When cops catch you riding dirty you pull over and show them your hunter’s license. If you are constantly attempting to get out of doing chores by going on all fours and holing reeeeeeal still You try "scanning" your parents, siblings, dog, etc. via binoculars. You try to crawl around and lunge at people. Weavel can no longer reattach himself. You go to war thinking respawn points exist there. Sylux's Shock Coil runs out of batteries. You accuse your cat of alt abusing. You went to a funeral and yelled"DISCONNECTER!" You think David Blaine is a hacker. When you play "Cilacose Samus" on New Grounds When you tell your cat "I can see you even if you’re invisible" You know you’re a metroid prime hunter’s addict when you use the fraise PWN 58 times a day. (whats wrong with that?) If you crawl around like a worm yelling “IM WORMING YOU HA HA" while leaving your.....droppings behind If you made lyrics to the song they play when you are searching for a match If went u look to see how many hours uve played and it’s stuck at 999 If you have ever snapped your stylist in to during a match (unintentionally) Or even better if after a session of playing metroid on wifi the end of your stylist is red hot If during a snow ball fight you scream RUN THEY HAVE THE BATTLE HAMMER If when you walk in real life, you’re moving an invisible stylus to look around If, when you get in a fight, you pull a stick out of your backpack, to help be more precise with your punches. If you think covering yourself in rocks makes you impervious to hot stuff, like lava. you are playing mph while you're reading this. you have a fear of eyeballs. you stab people's eyes thinking crystals will pop out. you’re at war you and you rush up to scan them before you shoot them IF YOU ATTEMP A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL FETAL POSITION if traces muscles ever got sore from all that alt abusing you might be a mph addict if you grab a gun and shoot a door expecting it to open by itself.... when you go into a dark room and yell "oh no i was disconnected from the host you might be a MPH addict if your DS tells you to stop playing you might be a MPH addict if you go into a bar and se Samus being hit on by Sylux
your grandma picks up an original pringles can and points it at you and you side step.
you yell hunter massacre while watching a war movie and see five people die.
you duck when a crab points at you, thinking he my imp/headshot you
Ur to fat to walk to Mcdonalds so u high jack a car and stay in it the whole day
You see a visor and reticle whenever you raise your arm to point at something.
when you go to your brothers funaral and you see his body turn into blue dots and dissaper ..you smoke Spire's cigars...you know how many pixels make up each character...you eat zoomers and shriekbats for breakfast...you appear on the highscores...your DS shakes and the rumble pak isnt there...one of the hunters are missing from the character selection screen with a sign that says "Out to lunch"...one of the Hunters takes a bathroom break...you die in MPH and then you die in real life...you find out where cyclosis is...you map out all of the galactic federation... your kill count in your is 999,999,999...the triskelion grows another leg...the stinglarva hatches...the dialanche loses it's traction...the lockjaw needs to refuel and recharge...the half turret splits into 3 parts...the vhoscythe goes over the speed limit...samus no longer fits into the morph ball
When you turn on your TV, you start pressing the TV screen to change the channel
You might be a MPH addict if you try to summersault up a wall
if you rotate stylist's every 1000 PWNS
if you have ever had a nightmare about F.A.R.G
*Samus,breaks,a,sweat
*A,hunter,gets,a,hernia
*Your dog takes a dump on the floor and you run thinking it's going to explode
*You take a molotov cocktail and chuck them at orange doors
You know you play too muxh MP:H when you use poke someone in the shoulder with the stylus and their arm gets blown off
Ok here is the list of all our you might be a mph addict if jokes u run around with a Pringles container on your hand pretending to shoot ppl when a bully come up to u your first thought is "quick I must jump off my legs" after that fails u hold really still and hope u turn invisible in time when u swat a fly u expect to see its spirit float away if u kill 5 flies you hear "hunter massacre" if you are chased by some 1 u don’t like u crawl in a circle around him taking off your shoes and expecting them to blow up If you are on the freeway, and your car sucks and you press your index finger up and down expecting a boost When ever u see a basketball...u curl up into a ball and run worms scare you You might be a mph addict if u curl up into a ball expecting someone to blow up When you roll up to a ball and fall off the cliff when you get denied by Samus When you put red chopsticks around your body and flash people with red lights When you go to the world cup and take a gun and shoot it at the soccer ball.... If u tape traffic cones to your body roll into a ball and try 2 clime walls If you are an addict, you throw flaming rocks from a can onto someone, expecting them to go up in flames while they search for...oh wait, they actually would catch on fire...sorry, guess this belongs in the "Magmaul Maniac" section of the forum. You’re a MPH addict if you have a sudden urge to kill Ridley Scott. Ya know you’re a decline of video gaming fan if when facing a spire user and he sets you on fire you reflexively say "omg im on fire" If u throw ice cubes at your friend expecting him to freeze If u flash a laser pointer at some1s head expecting them to die When you imitate Sniping Imperialist in slow motion to your friends... If u start losing at a board game you quickly run away If when you are pitching a baseball you hold it for as long as you can hoping it will be extra strong If when u have a cut you grab a tazer and continuously shock someone in hopes that you cut will heal If when u get into a fight you sit there waiting to see if more people will join lol, one time I got myself a Vader mask, got a food can, hid in in my long sleeve and hit in the shadows. I put water balloons in the can and start shooting ppl, man that was fun. You might be a mph addict if you curl into a ball to jump higher You might be a mph addict if you press the top corner of your glasses to change weapons You might be a mph addict if you are outnumbered by muggers on the street and immediately head for where the deathalt might be. You punch someone in the head and think you see the "Headshot!" text appear around them. You might be a mph addict if you shock someone wearing a diamond ring with a tazer hoping that they'll drop the diamond You might be a MPH addict if you throw a rock at someone and say "BURN!!!" When lightening scares the crap out of you and you run up a mountain to find out who got there first How bout dis u once got a concussion cuz you hit your head trying to "glitch" into a rock this happened to me out of nowhere u start hearing the song they play while you are looking for an opponent on wifi *really freaky*also the flashing green lights are haunting me You might be a mph addict when you bring a laser pointer to school, shine it in the teacher’s eye and yell "HEADSHOT! Your HEADSHOT killed the teacher!" If you refuse to log of aim until every one else is gone for fear of chump points When cops catch you riding dirty you pull over and show them your hunter’s license. If you are constantly attempting to get out of doing chores by going on all fours and holing reeeeeeal still You try "scanning" your parents, siblings, dog, etc. via binoculars. You try to crawl around and lunge at people. Weavel can no longer reattach himself. You go to war thinking respawn points exist there. Sylux's Shock Coil runs out of batteries. You accuse your cat of alt abusing. You went to a funeral and yelled"DISCONNECTER!" You think David Blaine is a hacker. When you play "Cilacose Samus" on New Grounds When you tell your cat "I can see you even if you’re invisible" You know you’re a metroid prime hunter’s addict when you use the fraise PWN 58 times a day. (whats wrong with that?) If you crawl around like a worm yelling “IM WORMING YOU HA HA" while leaving your.....droppings behind If you made lyrics to the song they play when you are searching for a match If went u look to see how many hours uve played and it’s stuck at 999 If you have ever snapped your stylist in to during a match (unintentionally) Or even better if after a session of playing metroid on wifi the end of your stylist is red hot If during a snow ball fight you scream RUN THEY HAVE THE BATTLE HAMMER If when you walk in real life, you’re moving an invisible stylus to look around If, when you get in a fight, you pull a stick out of your backpack, to help be more precise with your punches. If you think covering yourself in rocks makes you impervious to hot stuff, like lava. you are playing mph while you're reading this. you have a fear of eyeballs. you stab people's eyes thinking crystals will pop out. you’re at war you and you rush up to scan them before you shoot them IF YOU ATTEMP A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL FETAL POSITION if traces muscles ever got sore from all that alt abusing you might be a mph addict if you grab a gun and shoot a door expecting it to open by itself.... when you go into a dark room and yell "oh no i was disconnected from the host you might be a MPH addict if your DS tells you to stop playing you might be a MPH addict if you go into a bar and se Samus being hit on by Sylux